"Good Boys" Plot Summary

CONVOLUTED PLOT TO YOUTUBE CONTEST VIDEO!
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Sinbad: Man, it totally sucked hard how Proteus dumped me and all. Seeing as how we were all together n'shit.
Kale: Nuh?
Sinbad: Let's get the eff out of here.
Kale: Okay!
Sinbad: Lousy crappy life. Oh hey, new crewmate Dimitri.
Dimitri: Hey, new hot captain!
Sinbad: Ha, I still got it.
Dimitri: Oh it's on.

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Sinbad: Do do doo, just goin' below deck--ohshitnewcrewmateI'mcrushingon! Okay, okay, remain calm, flirting skills will come back to you.
Dimitri: Oh well hellooo.
Sinbad: Something witty.
Dimitri: Witty response!

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Proteus: Damn, I really shouldn't have dumped Sinbad. I know like, NO other gay guys.

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Vlad: Dimitri, seriously, don't hook up with Sinbad.
Dimitri: Ah, jeez, relax.

Kale: Seriously, Sinbad, don't hook up with Dimitri.
Sinbad: Yeah...I'm going to anway.

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Dimitri: Let's talk about life, love, and the universe.
Sinbad: Yeah, well, I was dating this Proteus guy, but...
Dimitri: He dumped you like a huge douche?
Sinbad: I don't need him to have fun.
Dimitri: See, now that's the spirit.
Sinbad: It's a lot more awesome sailing around robbing people. Don't you think?
Dimitri: So...that means you're single, right?
Sinbad: Nuh?
Dimitri: Rawr, baby.
Sinbad: !

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Proteus: Man, it STILL sucks being single.

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Sinbad: Dimitri's so dreamy.
Marina: Will you actually do some effing work and stop mooning over that guy all day?
Sinbad: Agggh, fine, woman. I'll just go do some captainy things over--oh my god he's dancing with a woman. I should say nothing.
Vlad: Ho-shit, it's Sinbad. He'll probably get the wrong idea and stomp away angrily.
Sinbad: Screw this, I'm gonna stomp away angrily!
Dimitri: Anyway, Anya, never dance on a boat less than thirty minutes after you've last eaten.

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Sinbad: Stupid...life!
Dimitri: Hey, what's up, sugarlips?
Sinbad: Stuff it, manwhore.
Dimitri: Why I never!
Sinbad: Don't play coy with me, Dances-With-Girls!
Dimitri: If I would've known you were this petty and jealous I would have gone after Kale instead.
Sinbad: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over here in not-a-whore land.
Dimitri: Well screw you, chump.
Sinbad: Hey, wait...ah, god damnit.

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Proteus: And now to track down Sinbad and get his ass back!

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Dimitri: What do you mean, "checkmate"? I thought we were playing Scrabble.
Sinbad: Okay, now I just have to apologize for being a huge douche.
Vlad: Hey, look, it's Sinbad!
Sinbad: Uh, hey, look, sorry about being a huge douche and all...
Dimitri: Yeah, whatever.
Sinbad: No, look, it wasn't as big of a deal as I thought it was.
Dimitri: I'll be the judge of that, thank you.
Sinbad: Seriously, don't make me yell dramatically at you!
Dimitri: Fffff, I'm out.
Sinbad: Oh god damnitx2

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Sinbad: Nothing cures the blues like staring out at the ocean with your angst face on. Is that another ship? ...Oh my GOD, that looks like--
Proteus: THERE you are.
Sinbad: Crap! Proteus. Ow, bad memories, bad memories! At least Dimitri never dumped me for telling him to get a haircut...and I was a complete tool to him earlier.
Proteus: Get over here.
Dimitri: Wtf's going on over there, I wonder.
Proteus: Look, you can't just pitch a fit and sail away every time I permenantly terminate our relationship. Remember all the totally good times?
Totally Good Times: *are totally good*
Proteus: So, you know. Come back and be my boy toy again.
Sinbad: No way dude.
Crew: Yay! We get to keep our jobs!
Dimitri: Whoah, denied.
Sinbad: See, because I'm ridiculously into Dimitri now.
Proteus: What? Lame!
Dimitri: Hmmm.
Sinbad: Well, I'm out. Stay golden.
Proteus: Double lame!

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Sinbad: Hey there, dollface.
Dimitri: Nuh?
Sinbad: Did you see how I totally chose you back there?
Dimitri: Yeah. That was tight.
Sinbad: But seriously, I pretty much think you're the greatest thing since internet chatrooms.
Dimitri: Sweet talker.
Sinbad: I know. Do me.

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